The Calcio Parody Archives - The Cult of Calcio

The Calcio Parody: Inter Prepare Lukaku Homecoming; Dybala Not Invited

July 2, 2022 Michel Sakr Inter Milan, Italian Football, Serie A, The Calcio Parody

Just when you think that the Calcio Parody is gone for good, we somehow manage to force our way back after some bickering, moaning and emotional pleads. Speaking of forcing comebacks by bickering, moaning and emotional pleads, Romelu Lukaku sealed his "long-awaited" Inter return following an awkward year at Chelsea.

Antonio Conte Shares His Thoughts About Winning Serie A Title With Inter

The Calcio Parody: Lukaku and Conte Visit Inter Before the Big Derby

February 4, 2022 Michel Sakr AC Milan, Inter Milan, Italian Football, Serie A, The Calcio Parody

After giving you an exclusive look inside the chaotic Milan locker room, it's now time to check out the mood of their opponents. Inter are the reigning champions, the current Serie A leaders and the big favorites to retain their title. So what could possibly go wrong for the Nerazzurri? Well, apparently a lot, especially when the past comes back to haunt them.

The Calcio Parody: Maldini Appoints Temporary Manager Ahead of Derby

February 3, 2022 Michel Sakr AC Milan, Inter Milan, Italian Football, Serie A, The Calcio Parody

Ahead of the infamous Derby della Madonnina, the Cult of Calcio will take you behind the scenes for some exclusive footages from the locker rooms of Inter and Milan in two separate parts. In the first installment, we enter the Rossoneri lockers where Paolo Maldini tells players that Stefano Pioli won't be able to make it for the big clash. Let's find out why exactly.

The Calcio Parody: Inter Welcome Inzaghi with Messi “Gift”

August 7, 2021 Michel Sakr Inter Milan, Italian Football, Serie A, The Calcio Parody

The off-season is almost over folks, and the Cult of Calcio proudly announces the launch of the second season of your less-than-favorite series, the Calcio Parody. We'll take you live to the club's headquarters to see how the newly appointed Simone Inzaghi is faring at his new home, whilst he's being welcomed by CEO Giuseppe Marotta, and of course the president himself.

The Calcio Parody: Mourinho Spoils King Conte’s Coronation

May 7, 2021 Michel Sakr Inter Milan, Italian Football, Juventus, Roma, Serie A, Serie A 2020-2021, The Calcio Parody

In today's edition of The Calcio Parody, Antonio Conte is throwing a coronation ceremony for himself to mark Inter's Scudetto triumph and off course invites all other Serie A coaches to play witness for the great event. Surely no coach in the Italian top-flight has ever done better than him at Inter, right?

The Calcio Parody: Former Milan Merry Company Reunite at Monza

March 23, 2021 Michel Sakr AC Milan, Italian Football, Monza, Serie A, The Calcio Parody

For the next, much-awaited episode of The Calcio Parody, we'll go live inside ambitious Monza's headquarters (do they have one?!) where owner Silvio Berlusconi and his CEO (AKA henchman) Adriano Galliani will be presenting coach Cristian Brocchi with their latest signings...

The Calcio Parody: Ibra and Lukaku Fight for the Milano HW Title

January 30, 2021 Michel Sakr AC Milan, Inter Milan, Italian Football, Serie A, Serie A 2020-2021, The Calcio Parody

The Calcio Parody is proudly making his 2021 debut! Not only that, but in this edition, Italian Football's biggest monsters - Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Romelu Lukaku - will meet face to face inside our newly established CCF (Calcio Cage Fighting). Which of the two giants will come out on top?

The Top 10 Craziest Haircuts and Facial Hair Styles in Serie A

January 16, 2021 Michel Sakr Inter Milan, Italian Football, Juventus, Serie A, Serie A 2020-2021, The Calcio Parody, Top 10

Ever since the creation of the sport, football has overseen its fair share of distinguished looks. But for every elegant player like Beckham and Maldini, we'll find others who are a little less comely to say the least. In this piece we decided to honor those who are willing to take risks when it comes to their appearance, as we present to you our Top 10 weirdest looks in Serie A this season.

The Calcio Parody Special Edition: Inside Cult of Calcio’s Newsroom

December 24, 2020 Michel Sakr Italian Football, Serie A, The Calcio Parody

In this special edition of the Calcio Parody, we'll be celebrating a major milestone. And no it's not Cristiano Ronaldo's 50,000th penalty goal, but it's actually the Cult of Calcio's 1000th published article! We'll be taking you live inside the CoC studios in Amsterdam - or maybe it's just our Whatsapp group- as you'll find out how our Newsroom actually works (it works?!)

The Calcio Parody: Conte and Marotta in Crunch Inter Talks

December 11, 2020 Michel Sakr Champions League, Inter Milan, Italian Football, Serie A, Serie A 2020-2021, The Calcio Parody

The Calcio Parody is back with it's 7th edition, as we'll be discussing Antonio Conte's latest Champions League elimination. Somewhere inside the gloomy Inter halls, the young Inter president Steven Zhang has called for a crunch meeting with CEO Guiseppe Marotta and Conte, as they will try to find the solutions for the Nerazzurri's underwhelming campaign.

The Calcio Parody: An Exclusive Interview with Zlatan Ibrahimovic

November 23, 2020 Michel Sakr AC Milan, Italian Football, Serie A, Serie A 2020-2021, The Calcio Parody

The Cult of Calcio unproudly welcomes you to the sixth edition of its exclusively confusing special feature, otherwise known as The Calcio Parody. After covering the violent International break in our last episode, actual football is mercifully back to our screens, and we'd like to celebrate the occasion with an exclusive interview with the legendary Zlatan Ibrahimovic.

The Calcio Parody: Conte Leads Anti-Mancini Coalition

November 11, 2020 Michel Sakr Italian Football, Italy, Serie A, The Calcio Parody, Uncategorized One comment

The Calcio Parody makes its triumphant return with its 5th edition. Serie A coaches rarely agree on anything at all, though they mostly share the same feelings of loathe towards the referees, their crazy presidents, and most of all the international break. We take you inside a secret meeting attended by all Serie A managers after receiving invitations from Antonio Conte...

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